Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early 80s, the film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: (blog post) A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of

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Star Wars Review

The king-daddy of science fiction media today.. sort of like Fallout 4 is the lord of post-apocalyptic RPGs, Star Wars needs no introduction. Thus, I'll just use this blurb to point out that until the early (blog post) 80s, the film was just called "Star Wars" as "Episode IV: A New Hope" wasn't tacked onto it just yet. That was but the first of

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Monster Island (2019) [Review]

The 2019 mockbuster from The Asylum, Monster Island, was published coincidentally around the same time as Godzilla: King of the Monsters. It is about Monster Island in which a monster may be found. It is a movie about an asylum. This budget is about the same as a large kid's meal. It is focused on a very small number of characters. The mai

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Monster Island

Monster Island, the Asylum's mockbuster for 2019, was released just in time with Godzilla: King of the Monsters. The film centers on an island with the same title as the island itself where a monstrous lives. This asylum film has a low budget, roughly equivalent to a large meal for children. The filmmakers wisely chose to only focus on a h

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Decker Shado Skinned Deep review

A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere (updated article) family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, bu

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